An amateur's attempt

The Flav and I decided to start out with something simple. I mean, you can't just jump from brass balls to Molybdenum balls right away! You need a transition metal! (Oh! Little joke there! Molybdenum is classified as a transition metal! Just a little chem humor! Look for it periodically throughout the blog! Oh, god. I slay myself.)

Anyway. We started off with steel. I know, I know. You came here for Bismuth and you're given steel. I'm disappointed in myself too. But be patient. Bismuth will come in due time.

So- without further delay, I give you Limerick #1, which I've lovingly titled:

"Feelin' the Steel."

There once was a man from Mobile
Whose balls were made out of steel
And when he would sit
He'd let a few rip
But the clacking would always conceal.

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